College Application
Letter
I write bestselling novels while drinking a cup of tea. I
ride dolphins across the sea in under a day. I go fishing on the moon. On Sunday’s
I travel the world. On Monday’s I visit Greece. I was the youngest president of
America and am the oldest man to ever live. When I’m bored I speak to animals.
When I’m bored I swim across the Pacific Ocean. When I’m bored I pitch for the
Yankees in the MLB. In the summer I found a cure to cancer. In the winter I raise
polar bears on my yacht. I’m adored by friends. I write symphony’s in my sleep.
I taught Jimi Hendrix how to play guitar. I wrote songs for the Beatles under
an alias Lennon and McCartney. My hair is brown. On January first I created New
Year’s. On February fourteenth I fell in love and called it Valentine’s Day. On
March 17th I met leprechauns at the end of the rainbow. In my early
age I was the writer of A Mid Summer’s Night. In my early age I played a Drum
duo with Buddy Rich. In my early age I Arranged the Real Book of Jazz in ten
minutes while still able to compose the rock opera Tommy for The Who. I was the
first to walk on Mars, the first to make music, and the first to walk on air. I
played Bass in replacement of Charles Mingus; I played tenor sax on Tenor
Madness, and I played guitar on Wind Cries Mary. But I have not gone to
college.
Dylan Knippelberg